Sugar Daddy To The Rescue!

It's only a few hours until Lindsay's flight out of Nigeria and it's not looking good:

Honey I cant get the money from account ... I want you to go to a store to wire the money via Western Union Okay ...

Waiting to read from you

Geez! I was only trying to help!

Lindsay,

Bummer! Don't worry, I have a great news!

Also waiting to read from you,

Joe

The sound of good news must have really excited her as she wrote me back within the hour:

Love,
What is your good news? Can the money you send me here? I need your help and can't wait to spend the rest of our lifes together.

Your queen

This good news is gonna make her day!

My Missing Rib,

No, I don't have the money for you yet, but I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico!

Joe

PS I need your driver's license number, as I've included you on my car insurance policy.