"...'cuz it's just another day in the life of a goddamn boss"

Went to a party last night thrown by a couple of co-workers...an "all-white" party to be exact. No, not some kind of Klan meeting; you had to wear all-white to the party and now I have a pair of J. Crew white jeans I don't know what I'll ever do with again (although I did get a lot of compliments...so fuck you, Jacoby!)

Anywho, with the music bumpin', Rick Ross' "The Boss" came on. No less than five co-workers in attendance came up to me and said "This is your song, Joe!"

That's right...I am the biggest boss that you've seen thus far.