The Ol' Dead Aunt Line

This is an actual screen shot off my laptop from eHarmony (click image for larger view):

Maybe she's telling the truth, maybe not. But either she used the oldest line in the book or my life is actually a page ripped right of that very book.


Anonymous said...

coming from someone who lost three family Members in a row last year..it is very possible she is telling the truth...but be careful and watch for typos if you respond...you don't want to pull a Larry David and write about her "beloved cunt"....