Wet Dreams

Usually I fall asleep listening to AM sports talk but while fooling around with my radio, I found out it had the feature were you could play nature sounds, if one so desired. Well, I've always loved the sound of the ocean early in the morning or late at night and low and behold, the subtle sound of crashing waves and chirping seagulls was an option on my radio. I set this sound to play for 60 minutes while I tried to fall asleep.

I woke up this morning with a water-logged ear canal.

No lie.